Dilsnik - The Sequel

Justin - People call you gay because you ping the gaydar. Heavily.

Selena - Not a slut, but if you two had sex before the age of consent you were a statutory rapist.

Gaga - People call you fake because you copy everyone’s work, and really, really blatantly.

Taylor - People call you immature because you are a starfucker, hopping from one celebrity dick to the next, and almost always you are some gay or bi star’s beard. And everyone knows it.

Katy - People call you a whore because they are jealous.

Rihanna - People call you an idiot not because you forgave him, but because you havn’t figured out that the next time you bring up the fact of his bisexuality he’s gonna beat you down again.

Adele -  People call you fat because they are jealous of your talent. And because you were a little chunky.

Britney -  People called you crazy because you lost your damn mind.

(Source: anthagio, via 22ten91)